Saturday, July 26, 2008

Musings

Why does my nightcream come with instructions to use twice a day?

Why are there instructions on shampoo bottles, but none for assembling the 101 parts for cheap furnitures from IKEA or Target ?

Why is it wrong to use the word "retarded"? Who decided this? I can only assume that person is retarded themselves or has never been around tourists, government officials, right wing religious freaks, drivers talking on cell phones and/or trying to follow their faulty GPS systems, spinning rims, tricked out Honda Civics, self-righteous cyclists who ignore all traffic signals while brandishing their middle fingers, the fanny pack, women who push their stroller into oncoming traffic rather than wait for the light to change, women completely covered saris trying to drive ( really, if you can disobey your religion and drive, you may as well go the extra mile and take off the sari so can also see!), crack heads with kids and pitbulls, the people who decide the kids can stay but the pitbull has to go to a shelter, drunken frat boys, rascists, homophobes, sexists, terrorists...I think my point has been made.


Why can't convicted child molesters, rapists and serial killers be killed on the spot (victim as executioner optional)? I don't want some asshole knocking on my door to tell me he's a sex offender- and I am pretty confident the offender doesn't like going door to door either. Some crimes don't deserve a second chance. And these assholes always do it again.